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Old Timer Sex - Adult Humor!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you"

Yes, shes says. "I remember it well"

Ok, he says, "how about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Leon, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting at the next table heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks, they finally get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in... Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

END

  

As we age we do get a little forgetful, but this can happen at any stage of life, the idea is to laugh it off! Forgotten where the reading glasses are? Then finding them on the top of your head or have trouble remembering where you just put the keys?

Research has shown that humour can improve short-term memory in older adults. Laughing at yourself or with a group of friends, or even watching something humours on TV for say 20 minutes or so can be a very big help coping with daily stress.

It stands to reason the less stress you have, the better everything in your life is! It is also said that laughing helps keep your memory in good shape. Just think a good laugh might help you find your keys??

Humour and laughing helps reduces stress hormones, plus! Lowers the blood pressure, and increases mood. Laughing or enjoying some humour can assist in helping increase endorphins, this ends dopamine to the brain giving a person a sense of pleasure or reward. Then that, helps the immune system work well and can change brain wave activity directing that towards what is called a gamma frequency and thus driving better memory and recall.

So! Want a better memory and lower the stress levels?

Strat your day with a good laugh and laugh more every day. This will improve life quality!

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